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2018-11-06 06:38 pm

"Don't do that. They'll believe it. Don't do that."

My friend, Dawn, posted this image on Facebook, and I did indeed need to go to the Urban Dictionary to find out what "yeet" means:



I love that, in the Urban Dictionary entry, they include examples of the various tenses, including "Pluperfect: I have yought". (ObGeek: Shouldn't that be "I had yought"?) They also have a pop-up linked to "pluperfect", and define it thus: "Pluperfect means to be beyond perfect. Someone who is pluperfect is Celine."

And, then, when looking up pluperfect on Google, the suggested definition is: "More than perfect. 'they have one pluperfect daughter and are expecting an ideal little brother for her.'"

This is like that time Bugs Bunny gave his nephew Clyde a history lesson.



(Note: there's a really good explanation of the pluperfect tense -- with timeline diagrams and everything -- here.)
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2018-10-18 06:17 pm

Death Takes Priority by Jean Flowers

After some of the relatively heavy stuff I've been reading (Gnomon by Nick Harkaway and Last Call by Tim Powers -- both highly recommended), I was in the mood for something that wasn't going to tax me at all. Death Takes Priority is just such a book. It's entirely inoffensive: it's not poetry, but it's competently written; I didn't find a single quote that is going to stay with me, but I'm not sorry I read it.

Looking back on what I just wrote, it really doesn't sound like a positive review. And, insofar as I'm not likely to hold it up and say "Quick! Go read it!", I suppose, in practical terms, it's not. But, if this makes sense, I sort of want it to be. It's a story about a woman named Cassie Miller, who moved back to her tiny home town of North Ashcot, Massachusettes, to look after her dying aunt, and then stayed on as the town postmaster. This particular book (it's a series -- "The Postmistress Mysteries". No, I'm not kidding) is about how she gets involved in solving the murder of the guy she used to date in high school.

It's ... sweet, I guess, is the word. Simple and straightforward, the way the world usually isn't. And the author obviously thinks the post office (and its workings) is neat, and that's geekery I'm simpatico with. There's a non-zero chance I'm going to read the next book in the series -- titled Cancelled By Murder, if you can believe it.
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2017-01-26 10:49 am

Raindrops keep fallin' on my head

My day, so far, has been moderately amusing.

First, I woke up feeling more rested than I would expect, which (sadly) causes a worry response, because it means that ... yep, my phone ran out of charge overnight, and my alarm didn't go off. Stumble down the stairs to find a clock and, yeah, it's 40 minutes after when I'd planned to get up. Hokey-doke. Perform the necessary ablutions, pack the toiletries and sleep-clothes for the three-day outing that [personal profile] eafm mentioned, check my weather app, find clear skies, and go loping out the door.

While walking (and still waking up), I finally chance to look at the actual sky -- and bullSHIT it's not going to rain today. But, arrive dry at the train station, get on the train (which is standing-room-only, and that reminds me that NJ Transit is owed a sharply-worded note from me), trundle into Hoboken. And, now it's raining. Swing by CVS, pick up a folding umbrella, pick up breakfast, and get into work. Where I find I'm finally getting information from a vendor on a system we're evaluating, which needs to be demo'd today, and which they haven't really bothered helping me with much for the past 3 weeks that I've been sending them requests. I think I can safely assert that I shall *not* be recommending them or their wares.
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2017-01-25 08:55 am

Who'd believe it?

I was sort of startled to find "thudthwacker" taken when I tried to sign up with it earlier today. Evidently, that was because I myself signed up and utterly forgot (and, I guess, wasn't yet using a password vault).

But, I'm here, if anybody is still watching (other than @fings). (Not sure if that's how you tag people in a post, or even if there *is* a way to tag people in a post.)
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