"Don't do that. They'll believe it. Don't do that."
My friend, Dawn, posted this image on Facebook, and I did indeed need to go to the Urban Dictionary to find out what "yeet" means:

I love that, in the Urban Dictionary entry, they include examples of the various tenses, including "Pluperfect: I have yought". (ObGeek: Shouldn't that be "I had yought"?) They also have a pop-up linked to "pluperfect", and define it thus: "Pluperfect means to be beyond perfect. Someone who is pluperfect is Celine."
And, then, when looking up pluperfect on Google, the suggested definition is: "More than perfect. 'they have one pluperfect daughter and are expecting an ideal little brother for her.'"
This is like that time Bugs Bunny gave his nephew Clyde a history lesson.

(Note: there's a really good explanation of the pluperfect tense -- with timeline diagrams and everything -- here.)

I love that, in the Urban Dictionary entry, they include examples of the various tenses, including "Pluperfect: I have yought". (ObGeek: Shouldn't that be "I had yought"?) They also have a pop-up linked to "pluperfect", and define it thus: "Pluperfect means to be beyond perfect. Someone who is pluperfect is Celine."
And, then, when looking up pluperfect on Google, the suggested definition is: "More than perfect. 'they have one pluperfect daughter and are expecting an ideal little brother for her.'"
This is like that time Bugs Bunny gave his nephew Clyde a history lesson.

(Note: there's a really good explanation of the pluperfect tense -- with timeline diagrams and everything -- here.)